Why not beat them in the face, don't the women wear veils anyway? So who could tell?

(I'm so going to get downvoted for that lolol)

it's not easy, being a woman in saudi arabia

Light beatings. No, just think about it for a minute. Light beatings. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa awesome dude.

Require more information: What's this from? Is the translation accurate? - my Arabic is a little rusty.

From the Youtube posting:

Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi advises men on how to beat their wives.

"Admonish them -- once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

And if that doesn't work? He asks.

"Beat them," one of the 3 responded.

"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.

Well, okay then. You hadn't mentioned that you had already admonished her 10 times

I'm so glad they cleared that bit up about not being able to beat even animals in the face. Goodness knows I've been tempted on several occasions when my donkey won't walk down the street on my way to Starbucks.

he is definitely a kinder wife beater than most

This sounds fair enough to me. Not visible, and no lasting damage.

What more could a woman ask from a reasonable man?

I'm only human, darling!

I mean, if you've warned them 10 times what other option have you got, right?

What do you say to a fundamentalist scumbag with two black eyes?

Nothing you aint already told him twice.

If you love her, give her light beatings only. But not in the face as Americans like Kirk do it.

Why is this in Woohoo (Matt Groening & Friends Appreciation) channel?

I don't see Matt Groening or anything remotely related to him in that video.

Yea, I figured he was Saudi.

Light slaps on the ass, when in the mood. Otherwise, just no, dude. And shave that beard, you hippie.