Good thing it didn't end up as an Attack of the Piranha Puppies. Picked his bones clean. That might make a good horror movies, sort of like Critters but cuter.

Release the hounds.

fun little-known fact: The scientific term for a group of puppies is "mugglewuggin"

usage: The mugglewuggin of puppies chased the boy through the meadow.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?


Teh cowbeh knows, unlike teh kitteh, puppehs form packs easily and herd well. Unfortunately, they tend to ignore whats left or right of them, impacting at full-tilt-boogie into the ankles of nearby parents...

I experience this same phenomenon from packs of women when I walk through Bed Bath & Beyond

I need 10 puppies, a field, and a small boy.

My intentions are honourable.

At this age its fun and games, Give em a few years and they will chase a kid... and then and try to kill it!

Not so fun any more.

>> ^AeroMechanical:
sort of like Critters but cuter.


Critters was cute.

>> ^dannym3141:
I need 10 puppies, a field, and a small boy.
My intentions are honourable.


If they were honourable, why do you need the small boy? More fun if they chase you...

>> ^dannym3141:
I need 10 puppies, a field, and a small boy.
My intentions are honourable.


What the candy, mustache and van aren't working anymore? I kid, I kid... seriously though, someone needs to watch this guy!

Zerg Rush!

downvote for the starcraft joke.

>> ^BillOreilly:
I experience this same phenomenon from packs of women when I walk through Bed Bath & Beyond


I call bullshit. Everyone knows a dude wandering Bed, Bath & Beyond is either gay or waiting for his partner.

Or both.

Puppies are awesome.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

^... ly delicious.

I like the first in this series, 'Horde of zombies chases grandma (cute overload!)'

>> ^Sketch:
Zerg Rush!


More like Zergling Rush.

It could have been worse... remember when Peter adopted those puppies?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^BillOreilly:
I experience this same phenomenon from packs of women when I walk through Bed Bath & Beyond

I call bullshit. Everyone knows a dude wandering Bed, Bath & Beyond is either gay or waiting for his partner.
Or both.


Obviously, you don't know the first thing about coordinating earthtones and flats; picking out a perfect rug to compliment a deep mahogany armoire; or choosing a window dressing that's classy, yet lets in enough light for the peace lily in the corner.

I also cry at movies, and they're real tears, not eye drops. Chicks dig us sensitive manly men.

Just like A Fire Upon The Deep.

>> ^rottenseed:
fun little-known fact: The scientific term for a group of puppies is "mugglewuggin"
usage: The mugglewuggin of puppies chased the boy through the meadow.


* lies

i just realized im eating a hotdog while watching a herd of weiner dogs run wild. Irony can be quite tasty!

>> ^NordlichReiter:
At this age its fun and games, Give em a few years and they will chase a kid... and then and try to kill it!
Not so fun any more.


Actually, if you raise puppies with kids around, and the kids always run from or back away from the dog, when they grow up, they (the dogs) will learn to think that they are the master, and will be much harder to control as an adult dog.

"The group of puppies of puppies chased the boy through the meadow?" That's not how you use mugglewuggin.

This makes #1? Please.

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>> ^MarineGunrock:
>>
Actually, if you raise puppies with kids around, and the kids always run from or back away from the dog, when they grow up, (the dogs) they will learn to think that they are the master, and will be much harder to control as an adult dog.


Ok Cesar Milan. Dude, you don't even own a dog. Nor have you ever owned one. Besides, for all you know they could think hes the pack leader and are just following him. And thats a good thing.

That doesn't matter. I live with one. Besides, I've never been shot, but I could still tell you it really fucking hurts.