When I see a killed carcass, I prey on it like a vulture... Om nom nom.
(RIP karaidl.)

A...genuinely moving...and deceptively profound piece of cinema.

Rarely does an actor's oeuvre rise to such sensational heights.

I laughed...I cried...I sniffed more glue....

...and the award for best screenplay goes to...

Well at least he knows how valuable that blood is to people. When he pulverizes his face into dust and blood is spilling everywhere, doctors and nurses with buckets will be running around trying to prevent the precious juice from hitting the ground.

I've definitely seen this sifted before. Regardless it's absolutely hilarious

Imagine a guy giggling like a little girl even as he facepalms...

That guy is me...

It has been sifted before, perhaps the other video is dead. Also his name is spelled Seagal, not Segal.

We'll keep an eye out for ya, Seagal.

Phrases that repeat! Phrases that repeat!

That's good that he's doing Sen. Trent that service. Because there are a lot of people in need of both rare and common blood types. So, it's really a mitzvah!

Gonna take your mom to the bank.

>> ^cheesemoo:
Gonna take your mom to the bank.


To the sperm bank.

Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan..

>> ^Raaagh:
>> ^cheesemoo:
Gonna take your mom to the bank.

To the sperm bank.


Awesome.

>> ^Raaagh:
>> ^cheesemoo:
Gonna take your mom to the bank.

To the sperm bank.


clap................clap................clap................clap..........clap..........clap......clap......clap....
clap...clap..clap.clapclapclapclap!clap!clap!clap!

/\ are you having a wank there or...?

>> ^RedSky:
I've definitely seen this sifted before. Regardless it's absolutely hilarious


The original: http://www.videosift.com/video/Best-Steven-Segal-One-Liner-Ever
The original dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-best-one-liner-in-the-history-of-cinema

They've both been killed.

This needs to end with the dramatic chipmunk.

*dead says VIdeo does not exist

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