I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.

>> ^Yogi:

I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.


And she plays violent video games!!!!!!!

<3 Kristen Schaal

So it's decided then... Kristen Schaal IS our latest collective crush.>> ^hpqp:

<3 Kristen Schaal


>> ^ant:

>> ^Yogi:
I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.

And she plays violent games!!!!!!!


>> ^Yogi:

I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.

>> ^therealblankman:

So it's decided then... Kristen Schaal is our latest collective crush?!>> ^hpqp:
<3 Kristen Schaal

>> ^ant:
>> ^Yogi:
I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.

And she plays violent video games!!!!!!!

>> ^Yogi:
I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.



Sure, is she available? I will take her.

>> ^therealblankman:

So it's decided then... Kristen Schaal IS our latest collective crush.>> ^hpqp:
<3 Kristen Schaal

>> ^ant:
>> ^Yogi:
I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.

And she plays violent games!!!!!!!

>> ^Yogi:
I want that phone...and Schaal's got the weirdest mouth I've ever seen. Her tongue is huge and she talks out of the side of her mouth sometimes it's just...all kinds of Hot.



Latest? I've had a crush on her ever since I saw her on TDS... There's something about the women correspondents on that show, rowr!

Judging by the above exchange, I think it's fair to say this advert hit its target market.

>> ^kymbos:

Judging by the above exchange, I think it's fair to say this advert hit its target market.


Me 20-something male. Me have impulsive spending habits. Me like comediennes and explosions.

"Modern Combat 2"? Cheeky.

Fucked over, reworked Gizmondo?

The phone, not her.

Kristen Schaal is nerd-hawt, unlike Felicia Day, who is hawt-nerd.

I'm surprised I got to the end of this video...I guess I sort of zoned out while thinking about how suckers would enjoy this commercial and buy things that suck.

Seriously? I don't think she's attractive at ALL. More off-putting than anything, really.

>> ^Payback:

Fucked over, reworked Gizmondo?


It's not THAT bad of an idea. This Xperia dingus is PSP Go and Android compatible, though I don't know if it has the entire PSP Go library. Sony already has a huge library of mobile games that the average cellphone gamer hasn't played. This might let Sony print some extra money without needing to make any games specifically for the device. In the future they even plan to have NGP/Experia/PSPGO/PS3 compatible play station mini games. Seems like a sensible strategy against Nintendo and Apple.

Now I want her screaming "TAKE IT" as my SMS notification...

Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuun!!>> ^MarineGunrock:

Seriously? I don't think she's attractive at ALL. More off-putting than anything, really.

She's pretty much Alyson Hannigan if Alyson Hannigan had been born and raised on a farm in Colorado.

Effing seriously? Every single one of these is absolutely unattractive and borderline ugly.

>> ^Asmo:

Now I want her screaming "TAKE IT" as my SMS notification...


gonna have to set that up right freaking now. Love to see the reaction from folks on the bus.

>> ^RadHazG:

>> ^Asmo:
Now I want her screaming "TAKE IT" as my SMS notification...

gonna have to set that up right freaking now. Love to see the reaction from folks on the bus.


Lemme know how it goes, just the raw... ahem, enthusiasm in her voice would be enough to turn a few heads... ; )

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Effing seriously? Every single one of these is absolutely unattractive and borderline ugly.


I guess our definitions apply to intelligence and personality AS WELL as mere physical beauty, which is ultimately fleeting and irrelevant.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Effing seriously? Every single one of these is absolutely unattractive and borderline ugly.


She's not what I'm usually attracted to, and the voice is weird, but there really is something about her (personality/humor/timing/whatever) that is just appealing.

She has beautiful eyes. I'd tap that shit.

>> ^Payback:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Effing seriously? Every single one of these is absolutely unattractive and borderline ugly.

I guess our definitions apply to intelligence and personality AS WELL as mere physical beauty, which is ultimately fleeting and irrelevant.


so youre saying youre fat and ugly? gotcha

At one point of her life she realized she is ugly/plain looking so she has to have an excellent and funny personality to make up for it. This is sad.

Sure, but personality only goes so far. Also, I don't know a thing about her or her personality. All I knwo is that looking at her makes me limp and hearing her makes it go up inside.>> ^Payback:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Effing seriously? Every single one of these is absolutely unattractive and borderline ugly.

I guess our definitions apply to intelligence and personality AS WELL as mere physical beauty, which is ultimately fleeting and irrelevant.

She's a cross between Zach Braff and Victoria Jackson. B00bs are not big.


>> ^MarineGunrock:

Effing seriously? Every single one of these is absolutely unattractive and borderline ugly.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Sure, but personality only goes so far. Also, I don't know a thing about her or her personality. All I knwo is that looking at her makes me limp and hearing her makes it go up inside.

And..? Some people find her attractive, some (you amongst them) do not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

Your 'seriously' posts almost seem to say 'if you find her attractive there must be something wrong with you because I don't see it'... \= |

No, they're to say "You seriously find her attractive? I see nothing of the sort. That is all. Whatever floats yer boat.>> ^Asmo:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Sure, but personality only goes so far. Also, I don't know a thing about her or her personality. All I knwo is that looking at her makes me limp and hearing her makes it go up inside.
And..? Some people find her attractive, some (you amongst them) do not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.
Your 'seriously' posts almost seem to say 'if you find her attractive there must be something wrong with you because I don't see it'... \= |

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She looks 80% chromosonally complete, but still appealing.

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