*quality Hans, as always

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by radx.

I was expecting the magic machine to be the fridge freezer tbh.

Our laundry is done by ninjas??

Don't tell me you didn't know that!
Where do you think all the ninjas went?

This is so wonderful. It's truly awe inspiring to see the amazing utility of technology we can so easily take for granted. I know that I had never really before in my life thought of the washing machine in quite the way he presents it.

I want book dispensing washing machine too.

I wouldn't recommend putting books in the washing machine.

*eco

Adding video to channels (Eco) - requested by calvados.

Does the lightbulb count? It provides so much more productive hours after sunset.

>> ^luxury_pie:

Don't tell me you didn't know that!
Where do you think all the ninjas went?


Funny story, true story -- ninjas were the inventors of the washing machine. It was originally intended to be a booby trap that would pull hapless victims into a spinning, burning death, but it turned out to be better at washing clothes. Thus the true ninja empire was founded on the washing machine. Not many people know that. Those who do usually die (unless they're ninjas).

Don't tell anyone I told you.

>> ^rottenseed:

I wouldn't recommend putting books in the washing machine.


I bet your washing machine doesn't have hands though.

>> ^poolcleaner:

>> ^luxury_pie:
Don't tell me you didn't know that!
Where do you think all the ninjas went?

Funny story, true story -- ninjas were the inventors of the washing machine. It was originally intended to be a booby trap that would pull hapless victims into a spinning, burning death, but it turned out to be better at washing clothes. Thus the true ninja empire was founded on the washing machine. Not many people know that. Those who do usually die (unless they're ninjas).
Don't tell anyone I told you.


Disappearing-Socks-Mystery solved I guess...