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.................awkward

like we need any tips..pffft.
if masturbation was an olympic sport i would take the gold.
wait..did i just say that out loud?...........................

This will come in handy the next time I'm homeless and need money for crack.

*howto

This is important people.

Adding video to channels (Howto) - requested by Throbbin.

The thing is...the perfect hand-job has a vaginal feel to it.

(or so I've heard)

and if you prefer a bit of anus with your handjob, there's always the rusty trombone.

What's wrong with an anteater flap of skin??

This is the church and this is the steeple, open the door and there's all the people an enormous black cock.

I have a tip for ya, ladies... If you look like this woman, put a bag over your head or you're in for a long night.

>> ^xxovercastxx:
I have a tip for ya, ladies... If you look like this woman, put a bag over your head or you're in for a long night.


If you close your eyes, she feels just like Kiera Knightly.

i would have to say "no, stop that" to alot of her techniques.

".. and then you take out your sand paper"

eeep.

Hand jobs are for people who don't love their boyfriend enough for a blow job.

>> ^UsesProzac:
Hand jobs are for people who don't love their boyfriend enough for a blow job.


True, but fingers have no teeth.

>> ^rougy:
>> ^UsesProzac:
Hand jobs are for people who don't love their boyfriend enough for a blow job.

True, but fingers have no teeth.


Coming full circle back to sand paper...

>> ^rougy:
The thing is...the perfect hand-job has a vaginal feel to it.
(or so I've heard)

that supposed to be a good thing?

i always found 'the vag' a disappointment in comparison to things women(or men if you prefer) can do with the upper half of their body

whats wrong with both?
sometimes handjobs are for when your jaw and cheeks get sore.

>> ^UsesProzac:
Hand jobs are for people who don't love their boyfriend enough for a blow job.

I'm just here to read the comments.....

Yuck. This chick's "technique" makes it look like she's touched all of zero penises in her life.

Put it in the cleavage! Put it in the cleavage!

>> ^budzos:
Yuck. This chick's "technique" makes it look like she's touched all of zero penises in her life.


I definitely wouldn't let her touch mine - her techniques are scary and her looks discourage the engorging of blood usually required for such maneuvers.

I found that most of her techniques had potential. My spouse has to see this - she's back in 2 days!!!!!

Mmm. I sort of expected it to be like the blowjob girl.

35 votes... I hope the economy turns around soon.

Eek. Terrible HJ advice! If a girl did half of that stuff to me I would look at her like she was crazy. I'll tell you right now, ain't no guy sitting at home whacking off with the church-and-steeple.

If you want to give a good HJ,
1. Use your mouth
2. Attend to the balls

OK, I'm going to say it. Every handjob technique in the world is bullshit.
JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY!

The entire time you're exploring new ways to rub your hands on his penis he's just waiting for you to start the blowjob. Ladies, if we wanted a handjob we'd do it ourselves.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Yes, and if you're looking for good BJ lessons - this girl is an expert. http://www.videosift.com/video/The-blow-job-expert

>> ^TheFreak:
OK, I'm going to say it. Every handjob technique in the world is bullshit.
JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY!
The entire time you're exploring new ways to rub your hands on his penis he's just waiting for you to start the blowjob. Ladies, if we wanted a handjob we'd do it ourselves.

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I was hoping to learn something.

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