Green Lantern Sucks (3 seconds of hilarity)

Green Lantern gets nailed by a bird, and he goes down. That's got to be the most embarrassing moment of his life. Why did they have to make the best Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) into such a dim ass in the cartoon?
therealblankmansays...

>> ^therealblankman:
Don't be down on the brother, that bird was red. Everybody knows that's Green Lantern's kryptonite.


Darth Blankfist informs me that I was mistaken and that in fact it's Yellow that is Green Lantern's kryptonite. In that case I withdraw my defense- Green Lantern is a wuss.

edit: but the bird's beak was yellow. I'm torn.

eleavittsays...

This just confirms what I've gleaned from every video game I've ever played: birds are jerks. Hal Jordan is just kickin' it on some scenic outlook, enjoying his vacation from the Justice League, and some murder-hawk has to come and ruin everyone's damn day.

He was more wronged than Ninja Gaiden.

iwastheturkeysays...

>> ^Sarzy:
By the time this video ends its reign at the top of the top 15, it will have accrued 104 votes. Sarzy hath spoken.


Annnnnnd CLICK! one-hundred-and fifth, what what!?

(crushing predictions aside, this is the best 3 seconds of the internet)

Spiffsays...

This has "loop me" written all over it. Also, I swear I've seen that bird somewhere before. Something about it's enormous cartoon eyes and batman-esque head plumage. It looks like somebody's school mascot.

residuesays...

I was waiting to see if anyone would bring it up, but is there any reason why the bird is invisible for a bit? Then it just appears a few inches behind that weird smoke trail. wtf is the matter with that bird

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