"There is no harder feeling that having Glen Beck outliving your child..."

Hahahahahahahaa...

The Onion usually depicts things that are absurd.

This seems totally real to me.

Beck still denies to speak about that young girl in the 1980's, and now this.

News ticker stories (stolen from Reddit)...

- Black & Decker named official torture device of the 'hostel' series.
- New fertility drug promises to help couples realize dream of having TLC show.
- Media watchdogs criticize Calvin Klein's 'Penetration' cologne.
- Report: Wikipedia ushering in golden age of Holocaust revisionism.
- Haagen-Dazs released new line of ice creams for barren women.
- White house reluctantly accepts Collect Call from Indonesia.
- IRS rebrands itself 'The S' to appeal to younger demographic.
- Happening Now: Cottage cheese ruined by mental image of grandmother eating cottage cheese.
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas re-released from Disney Vault.

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I think the Onion should stop pussyfooting and share with us what their writers think of Glenn Beck, who wasn't anywhere near the Iraqi IED attack that should have killed him yesterday.

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This has got to be the funniest ONN video ever.

They did a similar news item some time ago,
http://www.videosift.com/video/Beyonce-Unhurt-After-Bullet-Miraculously-Hits-Passerby

I wish I could upvote twice.

full body sneakers.

Fat dumb Mormon fuck-face who should've drank himself to death when he had the chance.

T-Virus that please.

we'll try harder next time.

Also in recent news, man arrested for raping and attempting to murder a young girl in 1990 is not Glenn Beck...


Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Glenn's Beckstock on Saturday let freedumb ring as his honor snores.

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