Trump has written this song to explain his very non-controversial and stable ideas. It is called "Give Teachers Guns" because Mr. Trump likes to be very clever in his song naming.

The song, as it happens, is about his very well-thought-out idea he came up with by himself of giving guns to teachers.

Lyrics (as written by Mr. Trump):
Give Teachers Guns
Give teachers guuuuuuuns
...guuuuuuuuuuns
Give teachers guuuuuuuuuuuuns
Verse 1
I’ve got a great idea my friends
For the shootings in our schools
There’s a lotta sickos with guns out there
And only one thing to do

Give a bunch of guns to teachers
Give all the teachers guns

The teacher walks into class & sets her machine gun on the desk
She didn’t get any sleep last night
She was up late grading tests

I can’t foresee
any problems
With giving all the teachers guns

Give teachers guns
I really thought this through
Give teachers guns
We need more guns in school

Gym teacher needs an M-16
Cause a handgun just won’t do
And AK-47s, babe
for all the substitutes

Nothing could PAH-
-sibly go wrong
When every teacher has a gun

Give teachers guns
Instantly the problems solved
Give teachers guns
I’m gonna go play some golf!

My secret service men have guns
Let’s make them teachers too
They may not know much algebra
But they sure know how to shoot

I can’t foresee
any problems
With giving all the teachers guns

Give teachers guuuuuuuns
...guuuuuuuuuuns
Give teachers guuuuuuuuuuuuns
notarobotjokingly says...

Just remember: if teachers get guns, they can bring them to the table when negotiating their next teachers' union contract...

This could end up being a good thing for education.

JiggaJonsonsaid:

The day I have to carry a gun to my job is the day I hand in my resignation.

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