Getting To Know Her [5 second films]

There is a battle that rages in all men, between the cordial fellow attempting conversation and the wounded, jealous cad expecting athletic sex in the near-future. Woe unto the red and white Battleship (TM) pieces that are caught in such a crossfire of the soul. (via YT)
xxovercastxxsays...

This reminds me of something...

There was this girl I was completely fascinated with some years back. I happened to catch her online one day after not having seen or heard from her in quite a while. Last I knew she was seeing someone but things were strained, so I suggested we hang out sometime and I figured I'd see what the reaction was. She told me she was getting people together to play cards that very night and I should come out, so I did.

After several hours of cards and a couple boardgames, we were all sitting around telling stories when the girl responds to someone with, "That's where my boyfriend is from."

I didn't throw her food on the floor or anything, in fact I don't think I showed any sort of reaction, but inside I clearly remember screaming, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK...!"

Last I heard she married that dude.

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