Although I'm a theist, when it comes to the definitions of God described in this video I'm also an atheist. {conflicted}

I pray to the god of good spelling, even if Grimm does not.

Invisible, grimm, invisible.

I like it when he says "If there's a god may he strike this audience dead!"

Fuck that guy too!>> ^shuac:

I pray to the god of good spelling, even if Grimm does not.

The guy sitting next to Carlin actually scoots away from the evil atheist!

I don't believe that this God, who is his own father, is made of wine and bread, made woman out of a man's rib, and holds an eternal grudge over a fucking apple story, thus punishing everybody for it. As far as I can see, my god is the sun; it gave us life, it and if we don't do anything about, it will end it. Yet, I don't pray for the sun for it doesn't care for what I do; it just exists, and so do we.

lol at 2:25 ... "because life is hard and you need to make up stories to get through it"

Having a hard time? Try self-delusion!

And towards the end, me-thinks she doesn't realize that she's agnostic.

He's just mad because he isn't funny anymore

Who's mad?>> ^shinyblurry:

He's just mad because he isn't funny anymore

Carlin convinced me to worship the Sun as a deity, for all the reasons one attributes to invisible gods.

The sun gives you food, warmth, life, and most of importantly... you can see it


he's not mad at anything currently hes dead.

>> ^shinyblurry:

He's just mad because he isn't funny anymore


You're projecting, that's actually you.

I cant remember the last time I was preached at. These however pop up every 30 seconds. Yes, yes, we get it, now wheres the cute kittens *yawn*

>> ^thumpa28:

I cant remember the last time I was preached at. These however pop up every 30 seconds. Yes, yes, we get it, now wheres the cute kittens yawn


You must only watch the Sift. Mainstream media preaches all the frickin' time. Even people I think are secretly atheists throw around the "Good night and God bless" crap all the time.

>> ^vaire2ube:
Carlin convinced me to worship the Sun as a deity, for all the reasons one attributes to invisible gods.
The sun gives you food, warmth, life, and most of importantly... you can see it
he's not mad at anything currently hes dead.


Romans 1:20

For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities--his eternal power and divine nature--have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.

So, what this is saying is that God has made His existence plain to you. Your idol worship suggests that you prefer a dead god over the living one, probably because it doesn't demand anything of you, like to stop sinning. This is empty and vain, and even if you mean it as a joke I know you're only half-kidding. Which is why I am warning you, because this is a serious sin. It would be better for you to just remain an atheist and believe in nothing than to engage in idol worship.

>> ^thumpa28:
I cant remember the last time I was preached at. These however pop up every 30 seconds. Yes, yes, we get it, now wheres the cute kittens yawn


Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and life. His name is the only name by which a man can be saved. God has chosen to reconcile man to Him through faith in His Son, Jesus Christ. Which is why anyone who calls upon His name will be saved and escape punishment for his sins.

John 6:40

For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day."

Pray like this. sincerely: Jesus, if you are real I want to know about it and I want to know you. Please let me know that you are real.

If you do this He will show you He is Almighty God. God bless.

You suffer from mental illness. Your god doesn't exist.

She's an idiot. And her reasoning is one of the reasons Religion in its crazy forms exists today. Love is not God. Infinity is not God. The universe is not God. Stop referring to it as such, you're denigrating the human race, you're demeaning human intelligence. You are making the world worse for your children and mine.

Just stop.

>> ^shinyblurry:

So, what this is saying is that God has made His existence plain to you. Your idol worship suggests that you prefer a dead god over the living one, probably because it doesn't demand anything of you, like to stop sinning. This is empty and vain, and even if you mean it as a joke I know you're only half-kidding. Which is why I am warning you, because this is a serious sin. It would be better for you to just remain an atheist and believe in nothing than to engage in idol worship.


Surah: 112
Say: He is God, the One and Only; God, the Eternal, Absolute; He begets not, nor is He begotten; And there is none like unto Him.

I am warning you, for Allah is the one true God, and Muhammed is His Messenger. He has made His existence plain to you, yet you dare worship your false idol Jesus Christ. Sin at your own peril.