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kingmobsays...hah...this stupid thing made em laugh.
Paybacksays...I think he's just remembering the first episode of South Park.
makachsays...two weeks later: "I thought this prostitute was a woman"
Fantomassays...Apparently gay men ejaculate rocket fuel.
LiquidAvatarsays...Energy crisis resolved.
transmorphersays...God: "Now that I've finished creating an infinite universe, I'm going to direct all of my attention to where someone puts their genitals".
Also eat plenty of fibre (non-processed food), it's a good way to prevent cancer in that region
poolcleanersays...What's God's position on strapons inside butthos?
Babymechsays...That strap-on better be made out of asbestos! Because FRIEND, there will be a 'ternal FLAME comin out that buttho! You ain't seen nothin! GOD will put a fire, put a flame, put a furnace in that buttho an' melt that strap-on OFF! Ain't nobody in 'MERICA gonna eject that melted strap-on from that buttho'!
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Assbestos, friend. And God's position is catcher.
What's God's position on strapons inside butthos?
Babymechsays...And perhaps more unexpectedly: “Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. But the thing that I was not aware of is that there has been information that has been released… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.”
two weeks later: "I thought this prostitute was a woman"
newtboyjokingly says...How about a stainless steel dildo/boiler? I'll gladly heat my home with homohellfire.
That strap-on better be made out of asbestos! Because FRIEND, there will be a 'ternal FLAME comin out that buttho! You ain't seen nothin! GOD will put a fire, put a flame, put a furnace in that buttho an' melt that strap-on OFF! Ain't nobody in 'MERICA gonna eject that melted strap-on from that buttho'!
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Assbestos, friend. And God's position is catcher.
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