I don't actually know if she got fired or what, maybe it was her last day and she wanted to go out in style!

She must be driving through a hump yard.

She wasn't masturbating. I just don't make any noise.

Poor girl. I mean OK, she was fired, but hadn't she suffered enough in this->> ^kronosposeidon:
She wasn't masturbating. I just don't make any noise.

And I mean no offence, Quboid, but:

"Masterbation", n.

1. A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

2. A karate teacher named Bation.
"Thank you for calming me down Master Bation!"

*femme

Adding video to channels (Femme) - requested by firefly.

^EDD

I wouldn't worry. This conductor knows how to cheer herself up

TAKE THAT IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT!

everyone should have joined in!

Approximate translation of the French article:

Astonishment aboard a train a few days ago that was on the trip between the cities of Zwolle and Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. The passengers were surprised by the announcement which was, to say the least erotic, from the loudspeakers.

The driver of the train, during a full-on masturbation session, had forgotten to turn off the microphone. Suddenly, loudspeakers interposed, travelers were able to hear a live orgasm on the railway. A pure moment of happiness and laughter. All could not believe their ears.

The thirty minute-long session could now be shared with all would-be passengers when a little voyeur had the indecency -- the villain! -- to record the moment and post it on the most famous of video-trading websites, Youtube. At full steam ahead!

The obsessive-compulsive in me felt the need to post just to close EDD's italics tag.

Opps EDD, thank you. I'm twice that age, I should know better, but then I was pretty high. Good work with italics, overcast boy!

best.train ride.ever.

so THATS what it sounds like!

livemusic channel, good one...

Wow. she turned that guy's penis into a camera!

This is apparently a prank by Dutch students from the Noordelijke Hogeschool Leeuwarden (NHL) who played an orgasmic audio fragment close to the intercom.

It's Amsterdam, I actually assumed this type of noise was just the natural ambiance of the city.

^That's the city where the reporter from the "news" article is located. This stunt is happening somewhere between the cities of Zwolle and Leeuwarden.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Amsterdam-The-Bicycling-Capitol-of-Europe

If you want to see the red side Amsterdam, check this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bomb-the-Bass-ft-Paul-Conboy-So-Special

I wonder what people's reactions would have been if the conductor was male...

free ticket to the job centre...that's rich Q-

>> ^Constitutional_Patriot:
I wonder what people's reactions would have been if the conductor was male...


It probably wouldn't have been as big of a deal since they would have only had to listen to it for two minutes.

...and I mean, 30 minutes? Please. No one went to the door of the "conductor's cabin" and knocked? 30 minutes? That's a funny prank, though.

Oh my first top 15. My fellow nerds' validation is overwhelming!

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>> ^laura:
...and I mean, 30 minutes? Please. No one went to the door of the "conductor's cabin" and knocked? 30 minutes?That's a funny prank, though.

Oh yeah, I'm good.

" " <---waiting to board the following:


She got off the train before the passengers.

Here are the naughty NHL *prank students talking about their stunt (in Dutch):
http://www.mjuks.nl/video.php?f=195
They had a key to open a door to reach the intercom, were a bit scared but they did it anyway and played the porn tape near the intercom.

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>> ^Eklek:
Here are the naughty NHL prank students talking about their stunt (in Dutch):
http://www.mjuks.nl/video.php?f=195
They had a key to open a door to reach the intercom, were a bit scared but they did it anyway and played the porn tape near the intercom.


That's what I figured happened. Try as you might, kronos, we all know you're still a virgin.

Alright, so where do I go to become a train conductor now?

Ahh, I wish I could've been there, if only to see her face when she came out of the cabin and someone said "By the way.."

Kinda reminds me of the producers.

"Even though we're sitting down, We're giving you a STANDING ovation!"

*Cross Legs*

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