Is it bad that I laughed?

"i wonder what stupid tastes like?"

PETA loses a member...forever.

How did she end up in there?

Um, are those blood drop themed title graphics for the story, or just does it happen to be that way?

It was feeding time. Maybe she was hungry.

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German sausage complements Coca-Cola, the #1 drink among polar bears.

goddammit, why do bears have to be simultaneously cute and cuddly and also vicious killing machines?

That will teach them not to buy the cheapest life preservers in the catalog next time.

Well, they are designed to hunt wales if they can get them...

Nobody warned me it had a sad ending!

Yes, it is absolutely the design of the bears to hunt large mammals, and God clearly wanted them to get this one. Why were those blasphemous people interfering with his will?

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Well, they are designed to hunt wales if they can get them...

They're pretty well fed, they were probably just gettin' jiggy wid it.

I speak a bit of German, so I'll translate:

Boy: "That dumb bitch jumped into the polar bears' home, and then she had a few chunks taken out of her for it."

Old Woman: "You don't get to be my age by jumping into polar bear habitat. The keepers should have left her in there. It's certainly cheaper than buying meat for them."

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Umm, she jumped in there on purpose:

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... though I'm sure she regretted it the moment her feet left the ground.

This really should have been one for the Darwin Awards, but unfortunately the silly cow lived.

I seriously think that they should've left her there to be eaten/mauled, considering she really jumped in. Would've made for good entertainment at the very least.

So cute! Will pay for a 1/10th scale domesticated clone of the worlds largest land (Amphibious?) predator.

An elephant would be gross, and I already have minitigers!