Ahhh... snatch the pebble from my hand!

You lack discipline.

I don't lack discipline. I rack disciprine.

Dog: RUN! RUN!

Cat: Fuck you.

Dog: Come on! It's more fun when you run!

Cat: Fuck you.

Dog: RUN! RUN!

Cat: Fuck you.

Dog: PLEASE RUN?

Cat: Fuck you.

I thought all cats just ignore you when you yell at them.

I had a cat like this once, did the exact same thing to our neighbours dog but she took it a step further.

The dog was a golden retriever, he was barking and making his way very slowly towards Pixie (The cat) until finally she snapped and ran up, bopped him on the nose, and chased HIM around the yard. I miss that cat.

>> ^Shepppard:
I had a cat like this once, did the exact same thing to our neighbours dog but she took it a step further.
The dog was a golden retriever, he was barking and making his way very slowly towards Pixie (The cat) until finally she snapped and ran up, bopped him on the nose, and chased HIM around the yard. I miss that cat.


My cat only acted like that when she had kittens. When those were around, she was the toughest little animals I ever saw.

>> ^lucky760:
I thought all cats just ignore you when you yell at them.


http://www.videosift.com/video/I-yell-at-my-cats

Dogs act tough. Cats ARE tough. (And they seem to know that all it takes is one claw swiped across a dog's nose to make him yipe-yipe-yipe all the way home.)

Fake cat

-"Pussy! Lets go pussy! Come on you big pussy! What are you gonna do pussy? Huh pussy? I can take you pussy!! Gonna cry pussy? Huh? That's right pussy!!"

-"bitch"

Fearless Cat Is Deaf and Blind.

Dog: "This cat is broken!"

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A good example of why cats are cool and dogs drool.

Dogs are assholes.

^Naw man, it's cat/dog owners that are assholes and dumbshitz, that's why they're cool in spite of their dysfunctional keepers.

Dogs beat cats as pets any day. They aren't in the same league - they ain't even playing the same fuckin sport.

Cats sit there and lie down and stretch. Dogs have personality. Personality goes a long way. Which is why I don't eat dogs.

>> ^lucky760:
I thought all cats just ignore you when you yell at them.


I know I do.

Just ask my wife.