F*** The American Mustache Institute

YT: The AMI calls beards "The Spousal Compromise" because they assume wimpiness is the only reason a mustache wearer would include a beard on his face. Way to make an ass out of u and me.
NordlichReitersays...

I've had chin hair since highschool. When I look at dress codes I always check to see if they address that. If they do, I promptly tell them that "My Wife Likes it".

That usually shuts them up, and my wife likes it. Yea, so you know what? Fuck you and your cartridge razor shaving mustaches.

Don't even get me started on that bullshit 17 dollars for a razor blade replacement bullshit.

I support Wet Shaving!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaving

rottenseedsays...

Beard wearers are much more tolerant than those beardist mustache wearers. Beard wearers acknowledge that a mustache is a lovely accessory to a beard. Unfortunately, mustache wearers do not like their facial hair to be referred to as an "accessory". There's a giant underground war going on between the 2 sides right now. It's bigger than PC vs Mac and the god debate put together. I could go on for hours about it, but I'll save you the eyeful.

daxgazsays...

wow, i have so much to say on this subject, but i will try and be brief.

^NordlichReiter. A good, vintage style, double edge using razor and badger hair brush is where it's at. Everyone should get off the cartridge addiction.

this guy is right. if you got no chin, then guys can grow one and should be proud to do so.

However, if you can't grow a decent beard, then don't. no one will know if you shave. That's my suspicion for the debate between the two sides. There are many guys that can grow a mustache, but not a decent beard. instead of admitting their weakness, they make up silly rules about beards.

Not to get on a high horse about this, but at my company we have an annual beard and mustache contest and I am a the current and two time champion, so i feel i speak from a (odd and fake) position of some kind of beard authority.

finally, i do give credit to a big mustache. Beards just hang there, but a big mustache is like a pet. When you eat, it eats (and often, you accidentally eat it). It requires grooming and training like a pet. It can easily get smelly like a pet (and you can't avoid a pet that lives directly under your nose). Yeah, so if you like having a gerbil attached to your face, big mustache is the way to go. I speak from personal experience on this one.

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