Epic Win Pencil Sharpener - Sharpens Like a Boss!

Albeit a bit of overkill, but still epic. And winning.
criticalthudsays...

>> ^bobknight33:

Now there's $1.2 Million dollars of equipment well spent. Must be a Government pencil sharpening contract.


yes, but the government pencil sharpening, formerly done by "lazy" government workers, has been contracted out to a greedy private corporation who now has a monopoly on the trade, patents on both pencils and sharpeners, and is now using part of the government contract funds to produce a pro-pencil ad-campaign.

As a result, pencil sharpening costs, the overall net worth of the politician who contracted out the pencil sharpening (as well as all the attorneys involved), and the value of the pencil company has now significantly increased.

skinnydaddy1says...

>> ^criticalthud:

>> ^bobknight33:
Now there's $1.2 Million dollars of equipment well spent. Must be a Government pencil sharpening contract.

yes, but the government pencil sharpening, formerly done by "lazy" government workers, has been contracted out to a greedy private corporation who now has a monopoly on the trade, patents on both pencils and sharpeners, and is now using part of the government contract funds to produce a pro-pencil ad-campaign.
As a result, pencil sharpening costs, the overall net worth of the politician who contracted out the pencil sharpening (as well as all the attorneys involved), and the value of the pencil company has now significantly increased.


But I just wanted some .5 mm for my Mechanical Pencil. Why must fill out 16 forms and show proof of mechanical pencil insurance??

mxxconsays...

>> ^criticalthud:

>> ^bobknight33:
Now there's $1.2 Million dollars of equipment well spent. Must be a Government pencil sharpening contract.

yes, but the government pencil sharpening, formerly done by "lazy" government workers, has been contracted out to a greedy private corporation who now has a monopoly on the trade, patents on both pencils and sharpeners, and is now using part of the government contract funds to produce a pro-pencil ad-campaign.
As a result, pencil sharpening costs, the overall net worth of the politician who contracted out the pencil sharpening (as well as all the attorneys involved), and the value of the pencil company has now significantly increased.
And yet, they are being sued by Apple for using its signature white color design.

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