*quality!

But it is fair to say that this guy is comedian Kevin Gerwin so it is likely staged.

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by maatc.

If this wasn't staged he'd be my new hero. That was hilarious.

Oh wow... That was absolutely brilliant... best way ever of fucking with the police.
*promote

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by LarsaruS because LarsaruS is not privileged - sorry.

Ach... forgot I can only self-promote...

So the owner of the bicycle rides home and the wife asks,"Hun, why do you have a fuchsia dildo in your bike's basket?"

Moral of the story:

Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.

Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

>> ^mgittle:

Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.


Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?

>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^mgittle:
Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?


You can't just go around doing annoying things to cops without them cuffing you. Try it if you think they can't do anything.

OOO I know. Stick in their uptight ass?>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^mgittle:
Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?

Who, the babied population who think they are the only ones with rights? The always-innocent non-trouble makers that police seem to find?

Some do carry sticks sheated in anus holsters. But sometimes they were placed their by average Joe innocent.

>> ^Stu:
OOO I know. Stick in their uptight ass?>> ^robbersdog49:
>> ^mgittle:
Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?

And what is gay about dildos? I know many women who use them... And a prank like this is not really gay, well, no in a homosexual manner--happy perhaps...

>> ^robbersdog49:
>> ^mgittle:
Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?


Ok, I'll go first.
Here in Portland Oregon (west coast, USA) the police would either Beat you to death, Taze you to death or, shoot you to death and then shoot you some more ( I believe they are trained to empty their weapons regardless of the results of the previous rounds). I hear In New York (east coast, USA) they would just sodimize you and drop you off at the ICU with the dildo in your rectum tamped in with a nightstick or broom handle.Not exactly "Death by Snu Snu", but close.

When you fire to kill a target, a weapon can go empty in a few seconds. So, three-four seconds and the clip is empty. You have five guys doing that and you multiply that by 5...so, the average clip, 15...X5, 45 rounds in seconds.

If someone survived that reasonable volley, I would have to think they were a zombie and get the flamethrowers out...

Also, it takes a murderer 1 second to draw a gun, and one second to put it to a cop's face and pull the trigger.

My point is, of course they are taught to continue firing--and why not? When a cop is in doubt, they try again. When they are in doubt and don't try again---they die. It is easy for us to gainsay them...

Away from the topic of reasonable training (In regards to lethal situations) I would say that the average American person would not understand why this would be assualt. They would think it fine---right up until they had it done to them. And then! OMG! What a violation of THIER rights...

>> ^csnel3:
>> ^robbersdog49:
>> ^mgittle:
Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?

Ok, I'll go first.
Here in Portland Oregon (west coast, USA) the police would either Beat you to death, Taze you to death or, shoot you to death and then shoot you some more ( I believe they are trained to empty their weapons regardless of the results of the previous rounds). I hear In New York (east coast, USA) they would just sodimize you and drop you off at the ICU with the dildo in your rectum tamped in with a nightstick or broom handle.Not exactly "Death by Snu Snu", but close.

>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^mgittle:
Moral of the story:
Poking a cop in the kidney with a dildo gets you instantly handcuffed.
Pretty sure that would be the case in any country/culture across the globe.

Except in america. Who'd like to speculate what an american cop would do if poked like that?


Doubt it would have gotten that far. Bro would have been tazed within the first 10 seconds.

I just thought that a man poking another man with a pink dildo, then putting it in his mouth was kinda like, you know, gay. >> ^Lawdeedaw:

And what is gay about dildos? I know many women who use them... And a prank like this is not really gay, well, no in a homosexual manner--happy perhaps...