That was just a headfuck. What the hell is it

From the start and finish I think it was railing against homosexuality because it promotes a sinful lifestyle and sends people to hell, but the middle part...no fucking clue. After seeing ten paragraphs whiz by I knew this needed to be sifted.

>> ^alien_concept:
That was just a headfuck. What the hell is it

Hell is located under the ground. Very very deep under the ground. It is hot there. There is a 'lake of fire'. Well, actually a lake of superheated plasma, because as we all know.. fire cannot be a liquid. This then means that hell is under extremely high pressure, otherwise the plasma which the 'lake of fire' contains could not exist. This obviously makes sense... being underground. DEEP underground. I assume the devil as well as the 'doomed' are non-corporeal in nature, otherwise such high temperatures and pressures would make it impossible for them to exist. That would then imply that non-corporeal beings have nerve endings for the sake of enduring pain, and as a result can suffer eternal torture. Makes perfect sense to me.

Oh. Also snakes can talk.

A whale swallowed a man whole, then he survived.

The Earth was COMPLETELY inundated by water during the floods. Then the water just receded. Where the water receded to... I have NO IDEA. Magic I guess. Conservation of matter simply does not apply. It up and vanished. I wonder if the additional mass affected the Earth's rotation (slowed it down), and increased the gravitation field. Adding matter in such a large scale would without a doubt have such effects. Did the Earth Day get ever so slightly longer as a result? I wonder.

Non-corporeal nerve endings produced specifically for eternal pain. I like that idea. ...God is a sadistic fuck.

>> ^honkeytonk73:
Hell is located under the ground. Very very deep under the ground. It is hot there. There is a 'lake of fire'. Well, actually a lake of superheated plasma, because as we all know.. fire cannot be a liquid. This then means that hell is under extremely high pressure, otherwise the plasma which the 'lake of fire' contains could not exist. This obviously makes sense... being underground. DEEP underground. I assume the devil as well as the 'doomed' are non-corporeal in nature, otherwise such high temperatures and pressures would make it impossible for them to exist. That would then imply that non-corporeal beings have nerve endings for the sake of enduring pain, and as a result can suffer eternal torture. Makes perfect sense to me.
Oh. Also snakes can talk.
A whale swallowed a man whole, then he survived.
The Earth was COMPLETELY inundated by water during the floods. Then the water just receded. Where the water receded to... I have NO IDEA. Magic I guess. Conservation of matter simply does not apply. It up and vanished. I wonder if the additional mass affected the Earth's rotation (slowed it down), and increased the gravitation field. Adding matter in such a large scale would without a doubt have such effects. Did the Earth Day get ever so slightly longer as a result? I wonder.

All people like this are, are those that don't like the idea of two guys kissing (usually moreso than the actual sex I'd say) or two girls getting hot and heavy (although usually far less so)... and then searching for anything they possibly can to avoid the label of bigot.

Oh look, if I take these things out of this here stupidly old book with no basis on fact, I can pretend that the only reason I hate fags is because this here book says god says it's wrong.

Yeah... I'm not a bigot, I'm a god fearing fucktard.

Stop using religion to justify your own stupid, fearful, retarded prejudices. STOP IT. Stop trying to force it on the world as a whole. (Definitely not just Christianity at fault here...)

Can I be straight AND go to hell? I have a feeling when I die I'm going to want a really good haircut and I'm not going to feel like decorating my place.

then hell must look awesome if thats where all the interior designers end up.

This video is gay.

*downvoted. Booooooring.