Don't Wax That Vay Jay Jay-A Joyful Celebration (and tame)

from Stranger Blog Kelly O: "Tasmania vs. Brazil! (translation: to wax, or NOT to wax). Which is better?" Well, shoot fire and save the matches! I know the answer to that question!

(I flagged this as NSFW for the f-bomb only, even though nothing naughty is shown. But if a co-worker saw your screen from across the room, they might get a different impression.)
peggedbeasays...

I just danced my ass off.

One of my sisters is a hairdresser, and before she got sober and weird, she used to do FABULOUS hair shows with a bunch of amazing black ladies and/or queens in the black neighborhoods and/or gayborhoods of houston and dallas. they were too much fun, and this video reminded me of them. and i just thought of how much i'd like to see a pubic hair show.

bareboards2says...

@RhesusMonk! I was going to put merkin as a tag but I figured no one would know what it was. Next time, I'll just go for it.



>> ^siftbot:

Tags for this video have been changed from 'amanda palmer, young punks, brazilian, tasmanian' to 'amanda palmer, young punks, brazilian, tasmanian, merkin' - edited by RhesusMonk

peggedbeasays...

*promote cause my 8 year old and i just danced our asses off.

also, amanda palmer is the singer from the dresden dolls and is married to neil gaimen. hottest. couple. ever.

joedirtsays...

I want a list of insane loser who upvoted this..

How many pathetic promotes can we put on a subpar retard song about growing a bush... here's an idea, grow your armpits, but shave that fucking bush.

bareboards2says...

From their website, the lyrics: Map Of Tasmania ft. Amanda Palmer & Peaches


They don’t play the song on the radio
They don’t show the tits on the video
They don’t know that we are the media
They don’t know that we start the mania
Your Eyes don’t want to see what I’m making you
Your ass is off its seat and I’m shaking you
Walking down the street I’m the lady – ah -
Showing off my map of Tasmania

Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle
Some girls want no shape and they shave it all
That’s so whack, it hurts with the stubble
Walking ’round and look like an eight-year-old
Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle
Some girls want no shape and they shave it all
That’s so whack, it hurts with the stubble
Walking ’round and look like an eight-year-old

I say grow that shit like a jungle
Give ‘em something strong to hold onto
Let it fly in the open wind
If it get too bushy, you can trim

They don’t play the song on the radio
They don’t show the tits on the video
They don’t know that we are the media
They don’t know that we start the mania
You Eyes don’t want to see what I’m making you
Your ass is off its seat and I’m shaking you
Walking down the street I’m the lady – ah -
Showing off my map of Tasmania

My map is symbolic
It get drunk a lot
Hey, does that make it an alcoholic?
Call it M.O.T. for short
Let’s take this bottomless case straight to the court
Freedom down there, i swear, do you see me smirkin’?
Do you see me wearing a merkin ?
Get in the formation let start
Triangle jerkin’
Triangle jerkin’

newtboyjokingly says...

To each their own, but keep in mind, no one enjoys a mouth full of hair. EDIT: OK, make that almost no one. My bad.

EDIT: I do wish to say, about the 'looks like an 8 year old' thing, and I only mention it because I have heard some women say that men who like a clean shave are pedophiles....most men have not seen many pre-pubescent naked vaginas, and certainly not in sexual situations, so the implication by some that they want their women to look like little girls is misguided. I wonder, do they think the same thing about men who shave their balls and the women who like that?

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