IMO make sure she gets hers first.

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Wow, this is some blunt sex talk lol

"All pounded out, thrashed (?) like veal. For you, by you."

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>> ^legacy0100:

Wow, this is some blunt sex talk lol
"All pounded out, thrashed (?) like veal. For you, by you."


Yeah, I don't think I was really lacking for reasons not to find cunnilingus appealing. He somehow managed to put it in the most brutal and accurate terms ever.

I'd get down on u, a_c

I heart Dan Savage.

>> ^kulpims:

I'd get down on u, a_c


What like all depressed and shit? I'd expect nothing less

It's all fun and games until the damn thing bites your face off!
>> ^kulpims:

I'd get down on u, a_c

Ryan Air plane ticket SLO-UK-SLO = 60 €
getting rid off alien_concept's family = 300 €
going down on her while hubby and the kids spend my hard earned drug money down at ASDA's toy department = priceless

i want to be the kids
>> ^kulpims:

Ryan Air plane ticket SLO-UK-SLO = 60 €
getting rid off alien_concept's family = 300 €
going down on her while hubby and the kids spend my hard earned drug money down at ASDA's toy department = priceless

and a big hoorah for Indiana University! home of the Kinsey Institute!

ahh, I see he visited and did an interview... http://kinseyconfidential.org/dan-savage-4-hate-straight-people/

Dan - 'I’ve met that girl – the lesbian fire fighter who I just think is so foxy. And I go, “Aaahhh, oh my god, she’s so foxy, but she’s a woman, but she’s so foxy. She looks like Rolfe from Sound of Music with muscles.”'

>> ^CaptainPlanet:

i want to be the kids
>> ^kulpims:
Ryan Air plane ticket SLO-UK-SLO = 60 €
getting rid off alien_concept's family = 300 €
going down on her while hubby and the kids spend my hard earned drug money down at ASDA's toy department = priceless



Really, this is sounding like a plan!

>> ^eric3579:

IMO make sure she gets hers first.


That would take too long, I'd rather get home to my wife before she gets suspicious.

(apparently some of them think it's gay?!?)

Oddly enough, I've only ever heard women claim this is gay. The DJs on the morning show were talking about Ron Jeremy one morning and how he became famous for being able to suck himself off and Kricket, the lone female DJ and a very liberal hippy, proclaimed that to be gay. The female guest, a local attorney whose name escapes me, agreed. Female listeners proceeded to call in and back her up on that claim.

Now, whether or not it's weird or gross to blow yourself is a matter of opinion, but I declare it a matter of fact that it's not gay unless you've got some other guy's dick in your mouth. If sucking your own stump is gay then so is jerkin it.

.. my god! I'm gaaay!
>> ^xxovercastxx:

(apparently some of them think it's gay?!?)
Oddly enough, I've only ever heard women claim this is gay. The DJs on the morning show were talking about Ron Jeremy one morning and how he became famous for being able to suck himself off and Kricket, the lone female DJ and a very liberal hippy, proclaimed that to be gay. The female guest, a local attorney whose name escapes me, agreed. Female listeners proceeded to call in and back her up on that claim.
Now, whether or not it's weird or gross to blow yourself is a matter of opinion, but I declare it a matter of fact that it's not gay unless you've got some other guy's dick in your mouth. If sucking your own stump is gay then so is jerkin it.

>> ^gwiz665:

.. my god! I'm gaaay!

Nah, being gay means being sexually attracted solely to people of your own gender. I'm not sure what it's called when you're sexually attracted to anything that has, or once had, a pulse.

>> ^legacy0100:

Wow, this is some blunt sex talk lol
"All pounded out, thrashed (?) like veal. For you, by you."


So you should eat it.