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Cyanide and Happiness - "Ted Bear" Animated Short

submitted by Tingles

1 decade 4 years 1 week ago

here's the scenario, you're on an international flight and the bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an Albatross with poor eye sight has confused your plane engine for a mate and smacks right into it...mack'in up your one snug commute to a spiraling disaster-tastrophe

11 Comments

heathen says...

Crikey! Aint got much time, but had to point out the mistake in your description - it's "the bastard's gone dodgy" not "best it's" - you gotta know how to understand a deliberately mangled Aussie/Brit accent if you want to survive out here, mate.

teebeenz says...

Good spoof of Bear Grills and his pretend survival show

*cooking..

*quality *doublepromote

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by gwiz665.

Double-Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, November 9th, 2010 8:55am PST - doublepromote requested by gwiz665.

Adding video to channels (Cooking) - requested by gwiz665.

I love it when people make new words...

DISASTERTASTROPHY!!!

you've substituted "maid" for "mate" in the description as well

a successful combination of alcohol and being on an android phone turned this into one fail description lol

obvious *parody is obvious....

Adding video to channels (Parody) - requested by rgroom1.

I thought you were choggie...

>> ^Tingles:

a successful combination of alcohol and being on an android phone turned this into one fail description lol

glad I watched to the end.

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