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Creepy Self Help: "Tell people about your dreams"

submitted by blankfist

1 decade 6 years 1 month 1 week ago

One day this guy decided to tell people what he wanted. From there, there was a lot of crying and a lot of people wanting to touch each other. That's not self help, that's a hook up!

6 Comments

It's a good thing that dude doesn't have the pedo-smile...

They want to touch...people. Yeah, that's it. Many people of all tiny sizes and young ages. They want to touch people on their lavender clipper ships.

Yikes.

upvote for the first :45 sec alone.

...the guy at 1:45 was soooooo trippin'

...@2:55, get a room.
...@ 3:20 , all three of you, get a room!

...@ 4:10, please no...don't tell us what all you've seen

...@ 4:50 he's thinking "yeah, I gotta passionate purpose..."

now if I could just get it to focus on this flame...no wait, that looks artistic, let's leave it that way

I.... I want to watch blankfist and rottenseed and kronosposeidon make love.
*cries and screams uncontrollably*

2:10... "I want people to touch me" ... is just... too much. It's just life, folks.

That clipper ship guy's monologue - I'm memorizing that for my next job interview.

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