Haha, I played this when I was small ! The dance at the end is a special move, hold one of the buttons long enough and michael starts dancing, forcing all the enemies to dance with him, but apparently in their effort to keep up with his slick moves they die. And it makes perfect sense.

I used to play it too!!! It was actually the first game I enjoyed playing... well... the first after the chick jumping on the pyramid game...

Odd that he only wanted a blow job from the first kid...

I love how, at the end of the game, you drink all this jesus juice with all the little children you saved and then you have to fight the big boss mothers in court!

"Michael!" *splorch*


Too far..?

I cannot fucking believe that this piece of shit was really a game. What next a game about E.T.? Sheesh, at first watch I thought it was some sick joke done in retro fashion form.

Are you being sarcastic about the E.T. game?

Because... here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-pzdPLfy9Y

I actually really liked this game when I was young. Good soundtrack too

^ AVGN reviewed that E.T. game. I personally liked this game when I played it, trying to catch that star and transform into Cyber-Michael!

this game would have been awesome if Michael could rip his face off and spit poison, like reptile in mortal kombat

how the fuck do you beat this game?@!@! I never was able to figure it out!!!

When the jury finds you not guilty.

>> ^legacy0100:
how the fuck do you beat this game?@!@! I never was able to figure it out!!!

I met my first Chinese girlfriend over this game.

We (that's me and Wu) played it on the Wii when we were wee, but we had to stop if you-know-who's wee-wee went "Woo!"

I now see this game in a different light. It looks like Michael just performed a home invasion; this being the reason why the kids are hiding in closets or openly weeping on the floor.

The other guys are the kids' family trying to protect them from the intruder.

You'll notice whenever Michael approaches a child they scream his name and flee.