Well, hey - That's video proof!

Haaahahahahaha! Oh that's pure gold. How could you seriously call yourself an actor after agreeing to film that scene? I've seen some retarded shit on the Internet and that's gotta be in the top 5.

Chuck Norris' facts really need to suffer an overhaul.

I'll go first:

Chuck Norris' brain can stop logic from getting in.

Chuck Norris is an old fart.

I know they're not funny, but it's true.

Chuck is a loser who deserves no up-votes.

Oh. My. God. I love Chuck Norris.

hey guise chuck norris is badass im cool rite

check out this super awesome - hahaha rick astley I GOT YOU SO GOOD

now back to my napster

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I'm pretty sure anyone can stop a chainsaw with their bare hands - just flip off the power switch.

And yet he turns into a blubbering baby at the thought of higher taxes on millionaires.

@xxovercastxx ... because he's a "Taxes" Ranger?

Wow, slow down there hotshot. I better go in netscape and search for something relevant on altavista.
>> ^PostalBlowfish:

hey guise chuck norris is badass im cool rite
check out this super awesome - hahaha rick astley I GOT YOU SO GOOD
now back to my napster

>> ^schlub:

Chuck is a loser who deserves no up-votes.


A RICH loser. I wish I was a rich loser