Wow, her English is good. And she also speaks perfect Italian and French. Kind of a hot chick...

So, I'm trying to get the video to play...no luck, go to the dedicated page, still nothing, try refreshing, no go, click around on where the video should be, doesn't help...then it occurrs to me, just how much effort I'm putting into trying to see a video where a girl asks for a finger in her butt. Shame overtakes me as certain realizations set in, that I won't admit to here, and I slink off without watching the video. Well not before pausing to relay my diary entry on this matter to anonymous people on the internet.

I hear she's very handy to have around at those state dinners.

I don't know. She was invited to a show called "Eurotrash". She fulfilled her contract by reviewing a trashy book, then showing off her skills with languages. Yup, still like her. She wasn't Madame Sarkozy back then.

>> ^TheFreak:

So, I'm trying to get the video to play...no luck, go to the dedicated page, still nothing, try refreshing, no go, click around on where the video should be, doesn't help...then it occurrs to me, just how much effort I'm putting into trying to see a video where a girl asks for a finger in her butt. Shame overtakes me as certain realizations set in, that I won't admit to here, and I slink off without watching the video. Well not before pausing to relay my diary entry on this matter to anonymous people on the internet.


If it's that important to you, just look it up in Google Translator?

Or try different browsers (firefox, chrome, IE).

Thank you Carla! Now I know how to get my prostate stimulated in 7 different languages!

On a related note, I could listen to her talk sexy all day long. Something about European women and their accents get the mast at full sale, if you know what I mean.

get the mast at full sale

Oh yeah, I know what you mean! You're talking about the custom on Royal Navy vessels (oh those Europeans!) of selling a seaman's belongings at the mast after they'd died. Her accent calls to your mind the mix of sadness, nostalgia, and throbbing desire for hot bargains on dead man's property.

I'm feelin' it too!

Quick, how do you say "sure, Carla, if you insist" in seven languages?

>> ^ajkido:

Wow, her English is good. And she also speaks perfect Italian and French. Kind of a hot chick...


Kind of?

What about "two in the goo, one in the poo"?