Clever game of Whack-A-Bling!

Spirit of Ecstasy is the ladies pet name for my crotch ornament.




because is retracts into my body when they touch it.

I know some people who will take this as a challenge...

Yeah, since he only tipped it forward rather than grabbing it. Worst comes to worse, multigrips!

The little white panel that pops up should really have an elegantly stenciled middle finger on it.

What concerns me is if someone trips and puts their hand on this, only for it to violently retract and snap some fingers off.

I wonder how much it cost to have it put back into its normal position

*puts on the goggles and straps on a blowtorch*

One word....

Lariat.

"If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it."

-old rolls royce quote

Well hell that has to be worth a solid 100k or so...

This actually just the "emergency" retract. It also does a quieter, slower version every time a switch inside is activated. While I agree with the sentiment, it could backfire in "normal" use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1e36QFPJuQ

I'm not a destructive or vindictive guy by nature, but if I've made up my mind to steal a hood ornament and the fucker retracts like this, my keys are coming out, no doubt.