Reminds me of my dad’s “penguins” story.
As a kid, he got a book about penguins from his aunt for Christmas. My father had never expressed, nor did he have a keen interest in penguins, but being a well mannered southern boy he wrote a thank you note…”Dear Aunt Mildred, Thank you for the book about penguins. It taught me more about penguins than I ever wanted to know.”
Still today, 70 years later, whenever someone in my family gives TMI, we just say “penguins”.

It's true your cat will eat you if you die and no one finds you first. Fish will also eat you if your body isn't found first. They also eat your face first. Ants will also eat you but that's a given.

Nice to know you are delicious isn't it?

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