Two things:

1) Hansel better be careful out there some witch might catch him and decide he's a good roasting size.

2) Was I the only one waiting for the little redneck to drop the N bomb?

That little kid has more problems on his plate than the average child; you know, being a cannibal and all.

I should downvote for the "Pause at 0:32". I was expecting boobage.

He's a plant for the bacon industry

He IS the bacon industry!

That gentlemen, is the very image of "you are what you eat".

>> ^HollywoodBob:
Two things:
2) Was I the only one waiting for the little redneck to drop the N bomb?


exactly. i so expected this to turn racist, alas surprisingly he was better than that.

>> ^mxxcon:
>> ^HollywoodBob:
Two things:
2) Was I the only one waiting for the little redneck to drop the N bomb?

exactly. i so expected this to turn racist, alas surprisingly he was better than that.



Or the Network edited those parts out

Bacon. It's good for you.

I was actually pretty impressed at how respectful he was, and fairly articulate, despite the fact that he was upset.

That little dude was way more civil in his outrage than most adults. Upvote for the articulate little fella!

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Upvote for vasectomies!

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The nanny gal is hot. Massive melons.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/14/i-has-a-bucket/

I think they're related.

With that bowl haircut and chubby body, and the fact that Michael Jackson is dead, nobody will want to kidnap and rape this poor kid. But maybe he'll get his bacon someday.

Best BaCoN freakout EVER!

His parents have definitely raised him to be respectful of other people, while also respecting his own feelings and needs. So, I'm not at all surprised he didn't sink to racism, especially since his parents must have invited her into their home.

Also, having a Southern US accent does not equal redneck.

"Also, having a Southern US accent does not equal redneck."

It sure don't help.

I found that adorable. Let the kid have some bacon. Don't be taking my bacon bitch!

(you have lovely pendulous melons)

I have a cousin about his age and... physique. Bacon would probably be an improvement in his diet though, since he primarily consumes goldfish and plain pasta.

reminds me of the son on King of the Hill

You realize the way he's acting out is in emulation of the behavior he's seen from his parents.

No, he was not reasonable and respectful and his method of dealing with that conflict was retarded. On top of that, it was not the type of behavior a child comes up with on their own. How many times must he have seen his father or mother do this very thing in order to carry on in this manner.

>> ^budzos:
I found that adorable. Let the kid have some bacon. Don't be taking my bacon bitch!
(you have lovely pendulous melons)


Pendulous = low-hanging. I'd say their elevation is just right

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EA, you could change out the embed for this Youtube one, then you get the screenshot -- makes people more apt to clicky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo

>> ^TheFreak:
You realize the way he's acting out is in emulation of the behavior he's seen from his parents.
No, he was not reasonable and respectful and his method of dealing with that conflict was retarded. On top of that, it was not the type of behavior a child comes up with on their own. How many times must he have seen his father or mother do this very thing in order to carry on in this manner.


Yeah it's terrible when children learn bad habits from their parents...like speaking calmly and expressing their opinions clearly without screaming and crying. I wonder what other parts of human behaviour we actually learn through emulation of our elders...

Pendulous means they can swing. Trust me those things'll be swinging around if she's out of her bra and ass-up.

Is it just me.. or does anyone else realize that was over BACON!?! What do they lace the bacon with heroine these days? Yes he was articulate, and respectful, and aware of his feelings. And, now he can learn to value detachment, and the variety life can offer.

It's not really about the bacon, the bacon was just the last straw. It's about him and his family being judged by an outsider. No one likes to be made to feel guilty out of the blue, in their own home, for something they've done their entire life.

Seems like a smart kid, hope he somehow recovers from all the poor parenting and reality TV induced trauma.

Don't worry he only made it to the end of the driveway, ....his heart gave out! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOM6l8JWh3E&feature=related

>> ^entr0py:
It's not really about the bacon, the bacon was just the last straw. It's about him and his family being judged by an outsider. No one likes to be made to feel guilty out of the blue, in their own home, for something they've done their entire life.
Seems like a smart kid, hope he somehow recovers from all the poor parenting and reality TV induced trauma.


Exactly! And I think he'll do just fine; just needs to find that happy medium. Somewhere between the militant vegetarianism of the swapped wife and the gluttonous excess of his own family.

>> ^budzos:
Pendulous means they can swing. Trust me those things'll be swinging around if she's out of her bra and ass-up.


Lol, uh oh. Looks like thepinky was on PC patrol.

Although I barely noticed the woman's breasts while watching. That kid kinda stole the spotlight, with his passionate, articulate rage induced by something I can strongly empathize with; a love for bacon.

>> ^JenRave:
Is it just me.. or does anyone else realize that was over BACON!?! What do they lace the bacon with heroine these days? Yes he was articulate, and respectful, and aware of his feelings. And, now he can learn to value detachment, and the variety life can offer.


Excuse me, but I will not tolerate this heresy in the comments section of the video I sifted.

Good god, what alot of junk in their fridge!

And that woman is gorgeous from head to toe. I'd trade my bacon for her.

I just want to say that this is the meme of the year! I've gotten everyone I know to use phrases from this video in daily life. Whenever my little dog stands on people we say "She's acting like she's the queen, and we're the sorry people!"

And there are endless opportunities to say "I've been nice to you, but now I'm coming to the EDGE!"

And I can't order anything with bacon without informing everyone that "Bacon, is good for me!"

Awesome kid. He will go far. He'll end up employing all of y'all.