Black belt karate kid 8 year old mark garry

YT: "Mark Garry is the youngest person to acheive Karate Black belt at only 8 years old. "
TheFreaksays...

Whatever. I could take him.

This is obvious proof of how the US accels above all other western countries in the martial arts. We have thousands of 8 year old black belts all over the country. You can find them in practically any strip-mall. We have 8yo Ninja black belts, 8yo Kung Fu black belts, 8yo TKD black blets, 8yo Judo black belts... Why, you practically can't walk anywhere near a strip mall without stepping on an 8 year old black belt.

Makes me wonder why I've studied all these years to get my San Dan when I could have just gone to a strip mall when I was 8 and gotten a black belt with a side of french fries. And you know those kids are legit because by the time they're 18 they'll have promoted themselves to 10th Dan and started their own martial art form complete with shoulder patches with tigers on them.

sirexsays...

good news: you reached black belt. Bad news, your eight and will still get the sh*t kicked out of you at school when the other kids gang up 10v1 on you.... prolly due to the belt.

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