That sucks... I just heard the news. I've been watching Pitchmen on Discovery. He's a great guy. Really cares about the products he sells and his family.

He'll be missed!

This is totally going to drive Michael Jackson out of the news.

somoene must've opened the sack. rip henson.

So sad that Billy's died.

In related news, his beard just signed another year contract with oxyclean.

Billy Mays here for Helmet Helper! Tired of getting hit in the head by falling debris? Can't stand crazy shit falling from the ceiling when your airplane pilot wants to take a nose dive? Then you need Helmet Helper!

The secret is our patented space age polymer foam. It even stands up to a freight train barreling down the tracks!

Order now and receive a second Helmet Helper at no additional cost to you. But wait, that's not all. We'll even throw in the Concussion Buddy! If you get hit in the head, the Concussion Buddy beeps like a motherf-cker and says "Get to the hospital!!" All this for 19.95!

Wow you sure are funny and edgy edgeman about someone dying. You are just the funniest person and edgiest funny person video sift has ever seen! But wait there's more. You're a sad desperate child whose parents don't care. If you act now I'll tell you that you have severe personality disorders for no charge! But wait! I'll triple the offer and tell you that you are not funny! Making fun of people who have just died sucks and for a limited time you can learn that .. right now!

Don't delay!

Billy Mays and his parodies have made some great Sifts. He will be missed.

The celebs are dropping like flies this year. *WTF is going on?

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>> ^burdturgler:
Wow you sure are funny and edgy edgeman about someone dying.


Yes, since numerous people die every day, it is our duty to be depressed and/or angry 24/7. That's why when I see anyone smiling I punch them in the face and say "someone just died you insensitive bastard".

One day I'll die too, and I'd hate to think that people will be nothing but serious about it.

"Billy Mays' autopsy results show death from apparent heart disease, not bump to head"

from cnnbrk twitter

>> ^JiggaJonson:
"Billy Mays' autopsy results show death from apparent heart disease, not bump to head"
from cnnbrk twitter



Is that conclusive? I remember CNN mentioning his heart disease as a "likely cause", but I haven't heard anything about the physical examination being concluded.

Either way, at least he died in his sleep. There are far worse ways to go.


Edit: The coroner just said that there was no visible trauma to either the exterior or interior of his head, so it is unlikely that the cause of death was a brain injury. They hadn't confirmed heart disease as the cause, but it appears to be the most likely cause at this point.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090629

Even CAD did a salute.

RIP billy.

>> ^Stingray:
That sucks... I just heard the news. I've been watching Pitchmen on Discovery. He's a great guy. Really cares about the products he sells and his family.
He'll be missed!


Stingray, aren't you the guy that killed Steve Irwin? Fuck you, man!

>> ^Psychologic:
Yes, since numerous people die every day, it is our duty to be depressed and/or angry 24/7. That's why when I see anyone smiling I punch them in the face and say "someone just died you insensitive bastard".

Thank you! You just gave me the perfect reason to go around punching random people in the face.

from now on, june 28th is all caps day. type in all caps and have a moment of loudness for billy mays.

Something tells me St. Peter's robes will be two shades whiter from here on out.

On his deathbed Billy tried to prove the myth of celebrities dying in threes wrong by saying he'll add one at no additional cost.

*dead

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