Best of Rodney Dangerfield’s Old Age Jokes

00:01 “I tell ya, I can't relax. My kid drives me nuts. The other day, I told him, ‘You're young. You don't have it upstairs.’ He told me I'm old, I don't have it downstairs.”
00:22 “I know I'm getting old. I'm at the age now if I hear someone goes both ways, I figure it's number one and number two.”
01:10 “I'm not a kid anymore, I'm getting old. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.”

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