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Best Steven Segal One-Liner Ever!

submitted by karaidl

1 decade 7 years 2 months 2 weeks ago

18 Comments

Second runner up could be Stallone's line from Demolition Man:
"I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna find Phoenix, and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker."

I'm all too happy to send this on up to the front page. Even better? If you say 'I'm gonna take you to the bank' in response to an everyday question.

Could you speak up there sonny?

*RunsLikeAGirl

His best one-liner until he says "I retire."

bhyphenlow says...

Hate to admit that I've seen this movie more than once. Can someone post a few arm breaks?

"time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Damn, i'm all out of gum" - Duke Nukem

@choggie: demolition man is so full of great quotes!

jwray, isn't that originally Ash of Evil Dead that says that?

coulda sworn its original incarnation was 'they live', "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum. "

your right jmd, gwiz was just confused because 3drealms stole every other quote in the game from Bruce Campbell. That's a great quote in the video though. Oddly makes me want to go out and donate some plasma.

-another favorite from Buckaroo Banzai- "This ain't my planet, monkey boy!!"

therealblankman

*deadaloonio

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by therealblankman.

gorgonheap has fixed this video's dead embed code - no star awarded because gorgonheap was awarded too recently.

Never done seen They live, so I wouldn't catch that.

Man, my writing looked young back then..

*kill

Permanently discarding this video - kill requested by submitter karaidl.

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