upvote for the cuteness and the doom song.

Nice work dad.

I once refused to have a bath. My mum picked me up and dunked me in with all my clothes on. I never refused again.

This needs FAR more votes. Like, "give me all the eggs and bacon you have" more votes.

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My mom used to use a glass of water, - One big dump of cold water over you in the morning wakes you up pretty quick - and who wants to lay on a =wet bed with wet PJs.

Once my dad kicked down my door because I forgot to take out the trash cans...



The next week I "forgot" again. Why? I had no more door to kick down. Fuck you dad.

DOOM E1M1 FTW!

>> ^rottenseed:

Once my dad kicked down my door because I forgot to take out the trash cans...

The next week I "forgot" again. Why? I had no more door to kick down. Fuck you dad.


When I was 12, I got caught shoplifting. My dad, who is only now at 75 starting to be smaller than me (and I'm usually the 800lb gorilla in the room) sat me down, kinda got this sad look on his face, and apologized for failing me.


I would have preferred a bit of violence.

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I said I forgot to take out the trash cans, not steal. Jesus, what are you some kind of monster?!>> ^Payback:

>> ^rottenseed:
Once my dad kicked down my door because I forgot to take out the trash cans...

The next week I "forgot" again. Why? I had no more door to kick down. Fuck you dad.

When I was 12, I got caught shoplifting. My dad, who is only now at 75 starting to be smaller than me (and I'm usually the 800lb gorilla in the room) sat me down, kinda got this sad look on his face, and apologized for failing me.

I would have preferred a bit of violence.

I think next time my boys sleep in I shall have to come in and use that voice "WAKE UP SONS"

That might just be one of the coolest videos I've seen on the sift!

What an awesome dad.

My mother used to tell me that my grandmother would come in and set a large, cold glass of orange juice on their chests. They learned to wake up quickly and with coordination.

And if I know my grandma, she probably beat the shit out of anyone who spilled their juice.

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
My mother used to tell me that my grandmother would come in and set a large, cold glass of orange juice on their chests. They learned to wake up quickly and with coordination.
And if I know my grandma, she probably beat the shit out of anyone who spilled their juice.

Well, that's a proportionate response.


That's how they rolled in Irish Catholic families back then.

>> ^rottenseed:

Once my dad kicked down my door because I forgot to take out the trash cans...

The next week I "forgot" again. Why? I had no more door to kick down. Fuck you dad.


Did fapping become a problem?

>> ^Deano:

>> ^rottenseed:
Once my dad kicked down my door because I forgot to take out the trash cans...

The next week I "forgot" again. Why? I had no more door to kick down. Fuck you dad.

Did fapping become a problem?


You should have seen what got kicked down then...

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