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The lesson here is: Pilot glasses make babies look rather disconcertingly like balding, old men.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!

trick or treating in the light with warm weather and no snow/ice on the ground... weird!

That guy is officially the coolest dad in the known universe.

Highway to the DIAPER ZONE!

Dad's costume as a runway attendant clinched this as the BEST costume of 2011!

You better call Kenny Loggins. 'Cause you're in the danger zone.

Lana?

Must be pulling some heavy Gs, they're barely managing to stay sitting up.

This is something my dad would have done to me if I had a brother.

Yeah, what the hell is that all about? What time are they starting these days - noon? Ring my doorbell before dinner and you get nada. And what happened to Hallowe'en being scary ... if you want to dress up your kids in cute costumes and parade them in front of judges / closet pedophiles, then enter them in Universal Royalty beauty pageants and stop screwing it up for the rest of us who like the tradition of witches, ghosts, goblins and zombies. Would have been pretty easy to show Goose with a good spinal compression fracture and bone sticking out of his neck or a cracked skull or something. Sheesh.