Anal Pillow Talk

A married man discovers his wife's attitudes about the anus.
kronosposeidonsays...

I remember the first time a woman did that to me. She was orally servicing me when the sudden anal intrusion took place. Just like Louis CK I wasn't expecting it and involuntarily snapped my head back in surprise, smacking it HARD against the headboard. I mean I saw stars because I hit it so hard.
Ever since then when a woman gives me oral pleasure I frequently scan for where her hands are. Does it kind of subtract from my enjoyment? Just a little, but that is more than offset by the peace of mind I get from the knowledge that my rectum will not be violated any time soon.
This and many other stories can be my found in my latest book, WAY Too Much Information: Shit You Wish You Never Knew About Me.

qruelsays...

UNBELIEVABLE !
they've been married for 5 years and he has never looked at her asshole ?
sheesh, I guess no doggie style for them
they should of had "brown eye girl" playing in the background.

Rugilsays...

I've had that happen to me too. Very awkward. I guess it's not very enlightened of me but I can't help associating stuff upp my butt with homosexuality, which subtracts from my percieved masculinity somewhat, while stuff upp her butt is to me kinky, sexy and totally fine. (as long as both are willing participants and all that PC crap.)

persephonesays...

Aw Eric, you're a real sweetie! That's Sift altruism at its finest! Thank ya kindly.

Rugil: If you focus on the physical sensation and not the awkward emotions you're feeling at the time, you might actually realise that it feels really, really nice. Lube helps too, then it won't seem so dry.

kevin143says...

Wow guys -- you are missing out on a lot of sexual pleasure. There is nothing inherently gay about the ass. Also, anecdotal evidence shows that anal stimulation significantly lowers the risk of prostate cancer.

siftbotsays...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'finger, arse, husband, inspection, Louis CK' to 'finger, arse, husband, inspection, Louis CK, ass' - edited by MarineGunrock

sholesays...

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Let's not forget that the prostate gland has been referred to as the "male's clitoris."


i'm fairly sure you mean 'male g-spot'? (though even that is a bad comparison)
the tip of your dick IS literally the 'male clitoris'
it's the same piece of flesh that only bends to shape by what your chromosomes read

siftbotsays...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'finger, arse, husband, inspection, Louis CK, ass' to 'finger, arse, husband, inspection, Lucky Louie, Louis CK, ass' - edited by brycewi19

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