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Damn it, you beat me by five hours on this one. The quick and the dead.

??? Does this guy have no peripheral vision?

Notice he throws the gas line down onto the ground when he realizes what's happened. Clearly a moron.

hehehe his truck disappeared completely. Poor guy, but oh so funny. The gas fumes must have gone straight to his head!

True that budzos. I upvoted because the guy decided to drop the pump ONTO the ground. What an idiot.

pwned!

neutral != park

*EVA i know its not quite EVA but this dude is on his way. Moron doesn't even know it happens.

Best part is when he hears it go in but keeps filling his gas can...

he also needs to close his gas can

The way he's blurred a bit below the waist, I thought there for a min he didn't have on pants.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'gas, car' to 'gas, car, gas station, fuel, emergency brake' - edited by lucky760

As I went to such effort to write this on a dupe, I'll repost it here instead:

The thoughts of the car:

Grumble grumble, my idiot owner doesn't notice me anymore. He just takes me for granted. He used to be so considerate and kind, but now I'm beginning to suspect he fancies a younger, more fuel-efficient car. Just look at this rust on my bumper; in the old days he would have it fixed in no time, but now it seems like he just doesn't care.

Hey, what's he doing? I thought he was pulling in here to feed me some sweet petrol, but now he's filling a jerry can instead! And he's trying to hide what he's doing with his body. He's probably taking it to his other car. And he's going to use MY trunk to do it! Oh, the humiliation!

That's it: I'm leaving him! I can see the highway up front, and he seems to be very preoccupied. Maybe I can sneak quietly away. Just a quiet little nudge now...

Hnnnngh!

Alright, he didn't notice me! Just as usual... Jerk. Easy now, not too fast. Hey what's this? I didn't see this ledge from back there! Oh well, I am a terrain vehicle by heart, I can do this! 1, 2, 3, GERONIMOOOOOO!

Oops, it was a larger jump than I anticipated. But he can't see me now, maybe I'll be able to hide in the grass until he's gone. But... What are all these other people doing? No, stop, you're blowing my cover! Don't tell him I'm here!

Shit, shit, shit, shit! He has seen me!Noooooooo! Go away! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!