Advent Conspiracy

Spend less. Give more. Defy the empires. Love all.

Christmas as it was meant to be.
dystopianfuturetodaysays...

Jesus was a commie who shouldn't be listened to. Go forth and max out your credit cards, faithful Christians. Forget about Christ's endless pontificating and focus on his suffering. Focus on the fear people. Compassion: bad. Fear: good. If you don't buy expensive presents for your family, they will hate you and you will go to hell.

Abductedsays...

I was in church today (from school, don't hate) and I think this was basically what they said. Maybe a little less radical. Could have been some kids too.

Or then I dreamed this when I took that nap.

nadabusays...

Uh... it's resist *consumerism* (and it's twin, consumer debt). I like capitalism. Consumerism is turning your brain off and handing it over to the ad-man, letting him tell you how to live and spend your money. Use your brain, not your credit card.

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