that was a sweet move.

I could do that but I don't wanna.

Man I miss Bergkamp.

I can see now why he didn't like to fly - with feet as good as that, you'd want to keep them on the ground.

Is that sort of a push off legal in soccer? Particularly in the box, it seems a little cheap. It seemed pretty clear to me that we forced the defender into a tackle with a push off the shoulder.

You're allowed some leeway when it comes to jostling for the ball, although if it had been the other way round and the defender had pushed Bergkamp off the ball the referee might have awarded a penalty.

Well that was an alright move, but nothing to write home about. I mean, I pretty much do this every time I take a shit, so...

You make a goals like this every time you take a shit ? ooooooookkkkkkk... seriously wtf..?