2012 Solar Tsunami!

April 21, 2009 BBC World
dannym3141says...

What an arsehole, that is the most hate-mongering scare tactics load of old bollocks i've ever heard. This is SUCH a load of old arse, i don't believe a word this guy says. I don't even know him but 5 seconds after opening his vacuous pie-hole he loses all credibility for me.

"Should we be scared of the sun?"
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why?"
"Well, the sun gets angry with us and throws a TEMPER TANTRUM!?!?!?!?!?!? and starts to FUCK US UP DUDE!!!!! but that's only worst case scenario - but we COULD DIE OR SOMETHING HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!"

Shit they even introduce the guy as cuckoo or kacky or something, and physics of the impossible? Physics of my balls. This jerk is just happy to have his boat race plastered on the tv. They probably found him on a soapbox screaming nonsense and flinging poo from a stick on a corner nearby and he gave his name as professor nutston dwimblethwait possum the fecund.

What an arsehole. Why the fuck is this guy switching from a professor to a propaganda monger? I really question his qualifications when he says these 2 things:
1) "Yes be afraid of the sun." - WHAT?
2) "The sun throws a temper tantrum" - WHAT THE FUCK?

The sun is out to get us now? Maybe it's punishing us for our sins, yeah? Maybe if we build a big tower and sacrifice people from a far land upon it we'll be ok and our great god of the sun will return our light and warmth.

I for one welcome our new sun overlords as long as they destroy this useless hack, he was probably professor of anus at fox news university before he began his illustrious writing career.

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