Could only have been better if Michael Vick were being simultaneously trampled underfoot.

Wonderful.

Too long.

Fantastic parody. If you didn't know it was fake, you'd never guess.

Are we sure he's a cop and not just some scumbag bodyguard? (Not that there's any difference, but if he's a cop it's much worse.)

This was, and still is, the funniest and most insightful political satire I've heard since the war began.

It's official. This is a sport for pansies and wankers.

Normally real guitar players are horrible at Guitar Hero, but I've got to agree, I think this kid would make a fantastic guitarist. Look at those tongue-wagging wincing faces he makes on the pitch bends!

Oh, I get it! It's an obscene hip hop song but he's doing it in the style of a pop ballad! I, for one, have never seen anything like it.

Preacher's a fool, prof is a jerk.

I feel a kind of sympathy for college professors who are locked into a ceaseless cycle of adolescent one-upsmanship and "rebellion". This guy is really getting off on the way all these virile youngsters applaud him and egg him on.

Almost dying is half the fun of being a kid!

I had a feeling this wouldn't get any votes. Screw you guys, I love it!!

The moral of the story is that the computer makes you sin. Fuck, I wish I was Christian. Life would be so black and white! (Edited upon realizing the irony of my remark.)

Hannity said the nicest thing that could be said of the Reverend: "Jerry Falwell slaughtered no one in his life."

Hahahahaha! "When the Y2K thing hits, the whole place is gonna go shit-ass!"