The double standard is wonderful. Let the King swing his dick around his castle. Whatever.

In reply to this comment by dag:
I don't think a barely discernable cartoon penis needs to be changed.

Your next move of course is to change your own avatar to something even more borderline offensive in order to provoke a reaction from us admins. You will cite precedence, favoritism and other nincompoop utterings. I've seen this movie and I don't like how it ends. Count me out of your trollfest.



In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I find gwiz's new avatar offensive. Can you please ask him to change it?

S.T.B. - Sacrae Theologiae Baccalaureus

Not that it means anything.

I'm pretty sure this is a self-link. peggedbea is obviously the 80s Christian singer/rapper known as Carman.

Imma be, imma be, imma imma imma be...laughing at this all night.

The Hugh Hefner bit had me rolling.

Of course he's an angry atheist. He was probably taught as a child that a loving God wanted nothing more than to keep him safe and make his life and afterlife wonderful, only to eventually realize that the loving God hides behind supernatural veils and treats humans like shit. Who wouldn't be angry at that worthless "God?"

Like we need secret documents to show the horrible things happening at Fox News.

"No ma, Yeller's my dog. I'll do it."

Blankfist, can I see you out back for a minute?

First things first, anal leakages of VideoShit. My name is thinker247, which means that I don't take time off from thinking, even when I'm sleeping. And in my sleep I could roast all of you like the testicle-kabobs that you are.

I told you motherfuckers to keep Blankfist away from the children, and now he's balls-deep in the kids and religion channels. Soon he'll be strutting around, preaching the virtues of anal deflowering as a method of salvation. Just like Oprah.

BeggedmetoPeeonher tells a yawn-inducing story worthy of some podunk Arkansas town's ratty news dish, and we're all supposed to fawn over it like Perez Hilton falling into punji stakes made of cocks.

The "Jester" pops his head in to make some serious announcement that he's made a million times, without even saying a word in jest. Hey Jester, you're as funny as rottenseed is relevant.

Speaking of rotten.cum, his appearance was as necessary as ovarian cancer and not nearly as comical. He couldn't buy a joke if he was Carlos Mencia. But enough of Flavor Flav's oreo baby...

It's time to fuck MrFisk. And unlike your dad, I'm not going to use a condom and I don't care if you tell your mom.

Where to begin with someone whose career hasn't begun? Seriously, of all your articles that I never read, they were terrible. And why pick the Nebraska paper? It's not like any of you can read more than the E at the top of the eye test. And that's only because you all guess.

Some of the fellow sifters mocked your employment at a porn shop, but it doesn't bother me that you were a blow-up sex doll. I just don't understand how you could stand having random semen forced into you every day. You had more douchebags grabbing your vinyl than a hipster music store.

I would write more, but I'm kind of bored...like anyone in Nebraska at any given time of the year.

Also, everyone at this roast has disappointed me. Except for thinker247. What a comedy stud. All of you should take a lesson from him. Seriously, give me money, assholes. I'm the king and I get this kind of worthless response? MrFisk, I'm sorry you had to be here for this. Mainly because there's a cow with a broken heart and an intact rectum, somewhere in Omaha.

Fuck you all.

Ain't that a bitch. Siftbot, you can go fuck yourself, you Johnny-5 wannabe.

*sticky

I thought the ring had to be destroyed in the fire of blah blah blah? Am I missing something?

All of you need to calm down and wait until Monday. I haven't even rented the power washer to hose down the Sift after you jizz all over each other. Especially you, Blankfist! And don't think you can bring Ron Paul as your + 1, either.

Ding ding ding! We have a weiner!
>> ^berticus:

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS.

Happy Meal toys made me obese. Joe Camel gave me cancer. Big-breasted blonde bimbos made me an alcoholic and gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. Now, if only the city of San Francisco could give me a break.