From this day forward, I will end every argument with "Well, it's your rectum, not mine."

Shut the fuck up Carl!

Countdown to "That's not Russian. That's (blank)istan. God Americans are so dumb" type comment.

If only there were some deterrent to keep him out of that cage, say a ferocious animal inside or something.

8 billion dollars. sigh.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
>> ^supersaiyan93:
Technically......they're on a "ship".

Yeah, they need to be on a submarine to match the lyrics.


Be honest. Do you know that from the Navy or from Q.I.?

Hey, if it has Sgt. The Dude in it, I'll go see it.

oh man, I need to find a .wav file of this. i just figured out that our IP phones at the office can have personalized ringtones if you use a special upload utility I just acquired.

Technically......they're on a "ship".

That picture of Condoleeza Rice just replaced the clowns in my nightmares.

Hmm.........apparently the only way to beat the shouting brigade is to just talk too fast for them to ever get in a waargarbl edgewise.

I like this guy.

>> ^Yogi:
GIZMODUCK!!!

Man, that was the FIRST thing I thought of too.

I upvoted westy's comment solely for his creative spelling of "Sweeden".

Needs an HD camera mounted in the nose.

>> ^cowboydan:
Zach Galifiankais as snowjob.

Give 'm the stick.
DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!