The flue shot must be so dangerous, first dystonia and now Foreign accent syndrome. What's next Manic Hypersexuality, just saying... because that would be awesome.

god /gɒd/: a supernatural narcissistic dad that is always angry, and blames his children for something he himself did.

Am I the only one that finds this hot? And I'm suppose to be gay, but them girls kissing is HOT!!!

Photoshopped!!!

must... buy... 54in windscreen tv...

Maybe I should avoid telling him about dark matter, worst yet... dark energy *evil music plays*

I am appalled by the lack of fact checking... see, Christmas is made up two words Mas and Christ, mas is derived from Latin meaning more, while Christ is Latin for "the only one true savior as described by the new testament in the only true Bible write by God". Do you really think that Santa Claus is the one that brings presents during Christmas... pfff, that's only in America (where Satan implanted secularism into the government to prevent religion from infringing on basic human rights of individuals and enacting policies and laws on the bases of faith), Baby Jesus is the one that brings the presents. You can't argue because I saw him.

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