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The Happytime Murders - red band trailer
It would make the after sex cig a lot more exciting. It could turn in to one hell of PSA to quit smoking....
I wonder if Muppet cum is as flammable as silly string too?
Trapped cat outfoxes his bullies
Matrix Cat!
God Sent Two Scientists To Cure Cancer But They Were Aborted
God sent Two intelligent Republicans but both were killed in mass shootings.
This 11-Year-Old Racing Prodigy Is Breaking Records
Why be angry? I'm angry as hell. But not at her....
I'm angry as hell at me for being so damn jealous of her.....
She gets to drive that and I'm stuck in an 04 scion XA......
Why even be angry?
Nothing wrong is happening here.
-scheherazade
Happy 16th Birthday
I think your parents just did not like you....... Sorry.....
But! I also got my hardship at 14.... Also from Texas... To many miles from school and no bus service, and my first car was the one I got when my dad got a new car and I got his old 1980 chevette. No heater and no A/C... But you could not kill that car.......
Funny, that's exactly how my parents felt when I asked them for a car.....
....but they helped my older brother get his hardship license at 14 in Texas, bought him a pickup truck, and replaced it with a new Toyota Supra when he turned 16. I don't think he even paid for gas until he was over 18.
I bought my own 8 year old Pontiac Lemons and paid for my own insurance and gas (and repaired it myself, no money left for mechanics), and got my license with no help at all when I turned 16....and I feel excessively lucky I was fortunate enough to be able to do it.
Don't blink
HACKS!
Arnaldo Costa, Stone Mason Extraordinaire
I bet it is. Just because he works with stone. Does not mean he can't have good taste..
He is a snappy dresser. I wonder if that's a Borsalino.
Arnaldo Costa, Stone Mason Extraordinaire
Very nicely dressed for working on stone!
Water Wheels Can Pump Water Over A Mile Without Electricity
Congratulations. You've reinvented 5500 year old technology..
The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #3: UP
Now I know how cyriak sees the news......
Ragdoll Man
For some reason i feel the need to play Saints Row 4......
FTL
and then every federal agency in the US converged on one house..... Followed by months if not years of testing and isolation for him and his family......
but hey! He made it home.
LGR Tech Tales - Bonzi Buddy: A Spyware's Tale
Oh, God. That nightmare is back.......
Tech support calls from hell. Trying to remove that damn purple monkey from people's computer caused a lot of drug and alcohol abuse among call center employees...
I actually told customers the only way to make sure it was removed was Fdisk, format, and recovery. Or take the system outside, douse with gasoline and set on fire or both just to be sure.....
Lion asking dog for forgiveness
Dog made the lion an offer he couldn't refuse.
Bunny Island Japan
Bunny Bites Hurt like hell.....
Yes, this is a lesson I learned the hard way.
Why does No one talk about the bunny bites?
They use cute fluffiness to get in close and then Bam! A sizable chunk is taken out of your arm!
Beware the Bunny Bites!