To be fair; it would be a horrible idea to do that.

The reason this looks "faked" to me. When he grabs the mop he looks like he immediately knows what he's going to do with it. Like it's been practiced...

oh don't be a braggart!

In retrospect, I did find it funny.

d'awww he's in "calc 3" I remember when I was a baby, too...

also: d'awww h had "2 beers" I remember when I was a baby, too...

Yea I actually like the graffiti. In fact, I think it'd be cool if he covered his whole house.

It was slippy toad from star fox

I didn't even understand what he was saying. Impressed.

Fuck-it...good for her. Know yourself...

welfare burgers

I know my cats...and my lofts. Same kitty as from this video:

He doesn't drink.

This isn't even Biblically accurate...

This isn't even fair...nothing you can do can beat a 6 year old trying to do big people things. It's like getting into a boxing ring with a 6 year old girl, you may beat the living shit out over her, but...you...um...yooooou...well you win and she'd probably die. So it's not like that at all.

The best thing is when his long-term girlfriend joins him on his podcast. She really knows how to put him in his place. She has concise arguments to his, sometimes hostile, views on women. But he does hold his own and makes good counterpoints