Context is everything.

King obama said he'd only raise taxes on "millionaires making 250K and above".

Actual result: 77% of Americans' taxes raised. One trillion in new ocrapcare taxes.

The threat of Bicycle Hell keeps many a cycle riding the straight and narrow...

1) In a perfect world, there'd be no drug use...or pain from which to seek escape. But because this is a world with pain, a trade-off should be preferred where there is no solution (and never will be due to human nature).

2) If two (or three) million out of 142 million people are illegal drug addicts, it's a problem but hardly a crisis.

3) If heroin were cheap and legal, this "new" drug would hardly be bothered with, plus there would be access to clean needles.

A thousand dollar winner! Congrats, dude, according to King obama, that means you're a millionaire!

Sorry my nggs, didn't see you comment there (and this was before I was high).

Then they chopped his head off to make sure he didn't try it again.

This has nothing to do with RATT.

FAIL!

No cup safe implies a ball landing in the big cleavage of some chick (the bride had no rack).

It's just two halves of the same plastic sheeting, rotating endlessly.

THE JOKE'S ON YOU!

Replete with tech no doubt stolen (or sold) from US firms.

Misplaced anger at the letter L.

They'll learn that it was all Bush's fault, even though it was American communists' fault.

I find these rescuers endearing.

Little Miss Muffet 2.0

Should have written Scooby Doo.