Give yourself permission to feel joyful and radiant---at home in your own skin, blissfully unselfconscious and aware.

FAP FAP FAP (way ahead of you) FAP FAP FAP

Sent from my iPhone 5 at Disneyland Main Street

People everywhere missing limbs...he got off light.

Also never heard of biting an orange open to further peel it.

BADMINTON...to the bone!

Move over bacon, now there's something meteor!

When I have a great idea, I also happen to discuss it with Sting of the Rain Forest, who then demands to know why I haven't done it. Sting is the ultimate anti-procrastinator.

Fallon looks way too natural here.

Thanks for the heads-up. In return you should be aware every news outlet of the American enemedia save FOX and the Wall Street Journal is an obedient, water-carrying shill for taxocrat party tyranny.

Global warming is responsible for these sun storms.

Chloroform Cat sleeps it off.

There's a chameleon in EVERY sift.

THEY'RE JUST THAT GOOD.

Vaginas go in one box, octopus tentacles in another.

The moon is a spaceship. I often wonder what the people inside it are doing in there.

I believe you believed wrong.

"How do you like those raw entrails in milk?"

"THEY'RE GREEEEEEAAAAAAAT!"

Chainsaw sculptor? He didn't sculpt any chainsaws!