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Zero Punctuation: Borderlands
ME2... Me2 Me 2 Me 2 Me two... Why does everyone keep talking about themselves!?
The Top 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes
>> ^residue:
"we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
huh???
I know, this was my favorite. Even weirder out of context. "Okay lady, go ahead and shit on the sidewalk. I won't stop you. Whatever floats your boat!"
Haitian Ambassador Responds to Pat Robertson's Comments
Please don't think Pat Robertson speaks for anyone but Pat Robertson.
Pope Squatter
This guy's pretty cool.
How to Spot a Fake Rolex
I have a fake Timex. It takes a lickin'... and that's it.
Google Search Fail - The Graham Norton Show
Looks like it was all taken from here:
http://autocompleteme.com/
Family Guy Grey Poupon Parody: Pardon Me...
lol @ pop culture.
Misinformer of the Year 2009: Glenn Beck
>> ^rottenseed:
Whatever happened to Bill O'Reilly???
Only mildy crazy and assholish compared to Beck.
Dad Ruins Christmas Tree Setup
If it's a video on the internet it's clearly fake. It's all FAKE! No ones gonna trick me!
Helicopter with wrecking ball dominates a cliff side
Love the way they rinse it off to finish the job.
Travis Pastrana does Backflip between 2 buildings.
Title says backflip. Doesn't say anything about dirt bike.
Simon's Cat 'Snow Business', Part 1
>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
One time I watched my cat poop in snow. Its steamily hot turd melted its way through the crisp snow layer like a warm knife through butter. I'll never eat chocolate topped ice cream again.
My life has been enriched by your story. I would like to thank you.
Tales Of Mere Existence: God
>> ^rougy:
I think the joke about stealing a bicycle and asking for forgiveness was by Emo Philips.
He also wrote a joke considered the best religious joke in the world (can't remember by who) that has probably been sifted.
* I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said,
"Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there is so much to live for."
"Like what?"
"Well, are you religious?"
He said yes.
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915."
I said, "Die, heretic," and pushed him off.
blown away by the beatles in MONO
More useful video on this subject:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0p6tOVlKK8
They feed by pushing out their stomachs through their mouths
I'm going to eat like a sea star at our next company potluck. "Hey, let me taste some of your cookies! *BLAAAARRRGGGGHH*