Wow, I am totally figuring the title is an oxymoron but I'll be damned, it is clever.

However, it also seems to insult us mobile junkies ... those ppl aren't staring at their phones because they are slow, they are staring because they enjoy it. A more efficient phone will just pack more content in the same time....

If the guy can write more of this shit, or get someone to write for him, he definitely seems to have a career in comedy. Damn natural.

I hereby move that TYT be banned from the sift.

If that is not possible, how about a twit filter for it.

If that is not possible, how about super clearly marked.

Good god these people bug me, and I am normally super relaxed.

>> ^Stu:

College football games are a perfect storm of stupidity and grace. There's nothing quite like it.

It has a certain beauty, doesn't it? Truly wonderful.

Why thank you for the incredibly useful language lesson. I'll carefully review all comments in the future for spelling and grammar.

This rendition sounds more Floyd than ever for this song. Interesting.

Proving yet again that just because your a dick doesn't mean you can't have incredible talent.

Or indulge in a lot of guitar playing masturbation

Are you listening, pig?

That may well be my new tagline.

Eject eject eject!

Actually, Colbert and Stewart are dead serious. I'm don't think these people know the definition of "satire"

Have you seen the age of girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch? What exactly is he telling us here?

Leukemia sucks though. Rough way to go.

If you get shot and killed while your expensive car is being jacked, you deserved it for driving an expensive car. If you don't like it, don't buy a fucking beamer. While we are on it, if you don't want to be mugged, stop wearing fucking clothes which are >walmart level. House broken into? Screw you, if you don't like it, live in a shittier place.

That's right, those grown adult men can't control themselves. Woman should wear burka's; anything less, they are just asking for it and men can't be held responsible for their actions.

This guy's voice, cadence and video editing really strongly reminds me of a guy who did a vlog some years ago, an early adopter, who did a limited time experiment (exactly one year I think). Damn, I wish I could remember his name!

Feel free to correct it. Off the top of my head, split it out into frames (easy, something like FFMPEG will do it nicely), correct (Panotools) and reassemble (ffmpeg). We look forward to your newer, better version.


>> ^Jinx:

Man, I wish so much that wasn't recorded with a fisheye lense. Kinda spoiled it for me tbh.

Wow, some hard work for a Darwin award there yet Fail.